stvrmbreaker:

just-shower-thoughts:

Shrek and Han Solo kinda dress the same

earthdad:

my hand…… needs…. to be…………….. held….

alarmfire:

the peak of online communication is having different convos with the same person in different chats all at the same time

fairygodrobot:

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

bakaccha:

curioscurio:

combined they have one whole braincell

dankmemesreasonforliving:

captainsnoop:

me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”

artisticlog:

Pink cactus wall 😍

bluestiphotos:

growlithops:

Does anyone else feel like you have too many plants?

too much is never enough