hot cool new product!!! 

Bow Tie-dens: bowties but with former vice president joe biden’s face on them 

don’t talk to me or my 500 pidgeys ever again 

james bond is into bdsm 

james bondage 

notchicken:

punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so

johnimholmes:

ever hear about the native american who went to a therapist and said he sometimes felt like a teepee and sometimes like a wigwam? 

the therapist told him he was two tents 

unintentionally starting to ship something: a freudian ship

heyitspj:

scuzzmutt:

what is the purpose of training bras??? what are we trying to teach the boobs

they are trained to be the very breast

this new au going around in the sherlock fandom is a good oppor-tuna-ty to pull out some classic fish puns 

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snarkgard:

my new years resolution is 1920x1080

31 . 12 . 12 puns    +1071

last minute halloween costumes are so dorky I mean look at this

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she’s a cereal killer 

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