
just brofistin loki- nbd
i was tryin g to just take a nice selfie when the wind did a thing
everyone keeps asking me why i bought a ravenclaw scarf and not a gryffindor one like everyone assumes gryffindor is the only hogwarts house worth anything so if you buy something house-related it should be gryffindor
and that annoys me a lot more than it should

mY hoUSE MATTERS TOO GODDAMMIT
yeah idk here’s a couple (older-ish) selfies because i’m feeling CONFIDENT!! or it’s 4:45 a.m w/e i just decided why not so here’s my stupid face (◡‿◡✿)
so it was raining a little bit earlier today and i thought it would be cool to go walk around the neighborhood in the rain with my umbrella. it was pretty nice for a while and then i thought “it looks like it’s letting up why don’t i just walk a couple blocks down and grab my bike from my aunt’s”
so of course on the way home thor has to prove me wrong by riPPING UP THE SKY AND POURING THE ENTIRE ATLANTIC OCEAN ONTO THE FACE OF THE EARTH WITH WINDS THAT ALMOST MADE ME FLOAT AWAY LIKE FUCKING MARY POPPINS
I GOT SOAKED

DON’T EVER TRUST ME TO JUDGE THE WEATHER THIS HAS BEEN A PSA
IS THAT CHOCOLATE CREAM PIE
HELL YEAH IT IS

no one is home and the kitchen is unguarded
toDAY WE FEAST

yes hello i attempted the genderfuck tuesday thingamajig ok goodbye