i just answered the phone for a number i didn’t recognize (mistake number 1) caught maybe 25% of what the guy was saying panicked at the word “verification” and hung up abruptly. what is adult life 

fawntrolls:

im janet

quick coloring practice with gabe the grump who just woke up

Washington: We’ve gotta find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
Hamilton: Probably Jefferson.

Y’all….Is it Loony Toons or Loony Tunes???

zolot4:

Don’t google this!! Just tag your answer from what you remember

bunnoli:

the worst

main components of marvel movie trailer:

unionofcrowns:

cutiebum:

Write in my ask how you’d describe me to somebody who’s never met me

This could go incredibly bad

26 . 09 . 14 text  idk  why not  ask games    +178727

kingslandlng:

Looking for love? Friendship? A brief distraction from your existential terror? You’ve come to the right place. Since it can be terrifying to talk to new people on tumblr, here you can be matched up and hopefully avoid any awkwardness. And who knows - you may even meet your new romance or a wonderful friend!

So here’s what happens:

  • Based on what you send me, I’ll match you up with another user (hopefully one you’ve never met)
  • For the following week, you’ll ask each other a series of questions to help get the conversation started
  • After the week is over, hopefully you’ll like each other enough to continue!

Requirements:

  • mbf the administrator (me)
  • Reblog this post (no likes please!) 
  • Message me telling me:
  •       1) the 3 main things you blog about
  •       2) what you’re looking for (love, friendship, either, etc.)
  •       3) **your gender identity and sexual orientation 
  •       4) a fun fact about yourself!

* If you are only looking for friendship, then it’s fine to put n/a for gender identity and sexual orientation since those things are kind of personal and not everyone wants to share that. However, since this is kind of about cute love and stuff, if that’s what your looking for then it would be helpful if you’d include that so it’s easier to match people up.

This closes on the 23rd and I’ll start matching people up (or before if I feel like it), and only the first 100 people please since I want to be able to do a good job!

Update: Once you’ve been matched up, here’s what happens!

© ARYASNARK