i’m screamin. tumblr flagged some of my old art as explicit. the biggest culprit…. these juicy bois (shield ur eyes kiddos)

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it’s weird bc i have enough courage to do shit like go scuba diving or give presentations to huge amounts of people but faced with 1 (one) person who i have potentially let down? nope. can not face them. must avoid at all costs

me: huh i’m feeling real anxious rn and it’s making it hard to do things i wonder why that is

rational part of brain: it could be the anxiety mayhaps

me: lol nah i probably just suck at life

the range of dnd podcasts

critical role: 5 minute long descriptions of characters and backstory, impeccable voices and music- legit shit
the adventure zone: i'm taako from TV! magnus rushes in! extreme teen bible! snappy lines and lots of heart
drunks and dragons: this is my character, Horny Lizard Man and he has a Huge Lizard Boner right now

me: i should sleep it’s late

brain: no

me: ok then. what should i do instead

brain, louder: N O

loki looked good in thor ragnarok and tbh i’m so mad that in the year of our lord 2 thousand and 17 i am still kinda attracted to loki like?? thanks mcu i hate it 

norman reedus in the new death stranding trailer like

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the only part of this that’s surprising to me is that my top genre was pop?? (goodbye hipster street cred) otherwise i stand by my gay ass year of music!!

hot cool new product!!! 

Bow Tie-dens: bowties but with former vice president joe biden’s face on them 

i just answered the phone for a number i didn’t recognize (mistake number 1) caught maybe 25% of what the guy was saying panicked at the word “verification” and hung up abruptly. what is adult life 

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