while it’s cute seeing all those posts about finding hordes of other ppl playing pokemon go and making friends or teaming up it’s not at all the reality for me?? i’ve found no one else just out and about looking for pokemon here. i walk a lonely road 

i am fucking here for the pairings where one is bilingual and the other surprises them by learning their mother language and says “i love you” or something stupidly romantic to them in it out of the blue!!! 

also here for pairings where one is bilingual but only slips into their native language when they’re angry and so the other can’t say “hello” or anything useful in that language but has a whole repertoire of curse words

also also here for pairings where one is bilingual and is teaching the other how to speak their first language but they keep mispronouncing things and turn “hello my name is” to “there are too many bees” or something like that and then gets pouty bc their partner keeps laughing hysterically at them 

tfw you draw a good torso but everything else looks like shit

it’s really stupid so like i was worrying about how i’m turning 20 soonish and how that means that my days as a teenager are almost over 

and how there are tons of things i haven’t done and i’ve never really felt like a Wild and Free Teen™ bc i’m always worried about expectations

so i was like obviously this means i must do something stupid and impulsive before i turn 20 

and then i started freaking out bc anything that came to mind was y’know stupid

and then it’s like what if i don’t ACTUALLY want to do any of that stuff i’m just worrying again that that’s what’s just expected of me 

and now i’m sitting back realizing that i spent about 30 minutes worrying about how i worry too much and that this is my life 

y’know even my mom who is usually pretty against the harry potter fandom’s ideas is super into a marauders spin-off. it’s just a Good Idea and i’ll be salty until it’s given the justice it deserves and makes up for all this shit like cursed child and ilvermorny and fantastical beasts. marauders is the spin off content we deserve

“what if i never slept ever again??? i’ll fuckin do it who tf needs sleep” 

*sleeps for 14 hours* 

i literally can not pass up the opportunity to take a personality test i just can’t. i’m too self-centered and have no idea what or who i am 

why isn’t anyone in love with me but also im gross and boring so i understand