jesus h christ i just hit exactly 54,000 posts (this will be 54,001) i can not believe i have posted 54,001 things on this website i need to go lay down 

i have the url mcfuckcree saved……… should i do it 

i am now officially 2 decades old *throws confetti* life is hard idk how i made it this far 

do you ever have a thing you know you gotta do but whenever you think about it your mind starts going through the process of setting itself on fire so you kind of don’t think about it until suddenly you realize it’s almost too late and so now the thing that would have made you freak out moderately is now making your brain implode upon itself a dozen times??

 love it when that happens 

mccree: calls someone darlin’ in a fic 

me: *crying and clapping* THIS IS IT!!! THIS IS THE SHIT I LIKE TO SEE!!! WOO-EE BOY YES I DO LIKE THIS 

the new steven universe ep was so coyote and roadrunner i can’t even begin 

it’s so weird to think that i used to interact with people on here on a semi-regular basis bc somehow i’ve become this little hermit up on a hill that just chucks reblogs down to the village below and very occasionally comes out of their hovel to shout something incomprehensible at the village people 

*sees something really nsfw and wants to reblog it* no i can’t. i have to protect my innocent image my followers need to think that i am a Good Bean™

i’m really sad and i’m not saying someone should get me a copy of overwatch and a ps4 but……… someone should definitely do that

when you catch a weaker duplicate in pokemon go

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