“hey what are you doing on this wonderful wednesday night in july”

stares out over the chester cheetah/reader oneshot collaborative erotic fanfiction that was just written with the help of my sinful hands “nothin” 

19 . 07 . 17 text  that'd be weird  failog  chester cheetah    +1

the main thing i’ve learned from office work is that most adults do not know how to alphabetize things?? like why does it take 3 ppl to do this task we learned to do in elementary school

18 . 07 . 17 failog  text  this is a boring post  but also im a boring person    +2

tfw u get some notes on a post but it’s 99.99999% likes 

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15 . 07 . 17 text  failog  liz's art  doodles  i hope u all appreciate my 5 min trackpad drawing on photoshop  its the most emotionally charged and funniest drawing i've made in my 20 yrs of life  also it's ok to like things i'm not saying it isn't  it's just a little frustrating sometimes bc reblogs are worth more    +1

me: [thinks about money for 0.0002 seconds]

me: hold up i gotta……. i gotta go lie down. in a 6 foot deep grave. for 100+ years 

14 . 07 . 17 text  failog  i could not be an accountant i would literally pull my own hair out and eat it  not accurate but i would be very upset 24/7 bc money gives me the Big Anxiety    +5

do you ever just sit around and really miss gravity falls bc i really miss gravity falls 

8 . 07 . 17 text  gravity falls  the ending was also unsatisfying imo  we should've had another season  failog    +2

people: ahh pokemon go…. what good memories. too bad no one plays it anymore
me, a known pokemon gremlin: binch u will pry this game from my cold dead fingers the fuck

8 . 06 . 17 pokemon go  text  failog  pokemon  it's everything i've wanted since i was 8  u bet ur fuckin ass i'm playin this till they stop updating it  or i catch them all    +2

idk why i bother with tumblr mobile the images load so slowly i could die a couple times and come back before my memes finally rise out of the grey squares from whence they came

17 . 04 . 17 text  failog  i'll probs delete these stupid posts later  tonight is just a bad anxious ugh night so    +4

me: time for sleep
brain: [flicking the lights on and off] TIME FOR SAD TIME FOR SAD TIME FOR SAD

17 . 04 . 17 text  failog    +16

replace “merry christmas” in all christmas songs with “merry crisis” for the true 2016 holiday experience

27 . 11 . 16 text  christmas  failog    +8

self care (christmas edition™) is drinking 32 starbucks peppermint mocha frappes and shoving a candy cane up the real santa’s tight jolly ass 

21 . 11 . 16 text  self care is  christmas  failog  idk i thought it was funny i'm rly tired finals are killing me    +4
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