me: god i hate pretentious people

also me: uses the word “aesthetic” for the 12th time in a single interaction

eyyyy i’m 21 now what’s up i’m gonna get smashed. on the lord. go 2 church kids

24 . 08 . 17 text i am actually 21 now tho it is my bday failog +4

anyways the person i am when i’m anxious? i don’t know them and i want to personally apologize to anyone who has to interact with them tbh

18 . 08 . 17 text they suck failog +3

you ever find yourself scrolling through fb and your super religious homophobic aunt who almost threw out her daughter bc she was dating a girl a couple years ago posts something about loving ALL people regardless of sexuality and you just.

15 . 08 . 17 text failog tbh half the time i'm on fb i'm making that face sighs loudly i am going to have an interesting time in the coming holiday months on the upside i will see my cats on the downside i will have to face the awful extended family +9

ad: here’s a thing!!! buy it!!

me: nah i don’t need it and it’s sorta expensive

ad: what if it had pokemon on it

my pokemon loving ass: [pulling out wallet] i’m listening……

15 . 08 . 17 text failog pokemon +3

idk why i’m out there being so in love with mugs and backpacks but here i am. gay little hands full of 2 many mugs and backpacks for one person to own

14 . 08 . 17 text failog figured i'd confess to my sins same with striped t shirts +2

heyo what’s up it’s 6 am and i haven’t slept ✨✨✨

12 . 08 . 17 failog text ill probs pass out soon maybe being exhausted and useless will help me redo my sleep schedule (it actually won't tho) +2

me: i’m not really emotional tbh

also me: cries after reading stories about brave dogs bc they’re So Good and i’m so Proud of them

10 . 08 . 17 text failog +1

look i like indie music with male singers but lbr half of it is like “is this man even SINGING I CANT HEAR HIM???”

9 . 08 . 17 like with hozier??? half his music is like boy these lyrics are pretty love 2 fucjin hear em one day text failog +2

ppl i go to school with: i’m going to france!! i’m going to my dream NYC internship!!! i’m going to hawaii for the summer!!

my poor gay ass: well guess what binches? i’m going to hell

21 . 07 . 17 text failog i'm bitter and poor a poor bitterfly in a butterfly world +3