DM idea

bitterfucked:

become an evil wizard in real life so when your players reach the final boss you can flip the table and engage them in real combat

gayspaceship:

actually it is possible to win at d&d and it’s by doing anything gets your DM to make this face

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17 . 03 . 18 text  dnd  queue-t pie    +21128

satanstrousers:

otherwindow:

fingersareoptional:

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Bards are just mages who don’t shut up.

Rogues are just slutty knights.

What about alchemists?

Chefs without boundaries.

Paladins are just Chad clerics

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

scribefindegil:

scribefindegil:

an official d&d sourcebook: Dragons like to draw stars around their own names to show how important they are

“Important ideas are emphasized in spoken Draconic by stressing the beginning and end of the word. In the written form, important words are marked with a special symbol of six lines radiating outward, similar to an asterisk  *. This device is most often used by dragons when referring to themselves.”

I aspire to this level of Extra

16 . 01 . 18 text  dnd  queue-t pie    +59979

the range of dnd podcasts

critical role: 5 minute long descriptions of characters and backstory, impeccable voices and music- legit shit
the adventure zone: i'm taako from TV! magnus rushes in! extreme teen bible! snappy lines and lots of heart
drunks and dragons: this is my character, Horny Lizard Man and he has a Huge Lizard Boner right now

lady-sarenrae:

Dungeon Master Apps

Dragon + is great for updates to current content, it is a endless well of information that should spark anyone’s creativity. It’s all around a great publication.

RPG Sounds: Fantasy is awesome for atmosphere and an alternative to the YouTube which plays adds, or constantly has you searching for a new song to play.

Trello connects to both your phone and computer and is a great alternative to physical note cards. My favorite for session prep.

Story Cubes always pull me out of writers block. Some of my favorite game moments came from a random roll of these die.

Time Tree my least favorite side of D&D is organizing the best time for everyone to play. This app allows all the players to upload their schedules and makes life so much easier.

Can anyone recommend any other apps that make DMing easier and more fun?

21 . 12 . 17 dnd    +19767

mayiamaru:

yourplayersaidwhat:

Backstory: We’re interrogating the leader of a group of cannibals. I’m a rouge, and I’m in a group with a gunslinger, a ranger, and a bard.

Mayor: I’ll die before I tell you anything!

Me: I slit his throat.

Gunslinger: We’re trying to get information.

Me: I slit his throat.

GM: Ire slits his throat.

Ranger: Why the hell did you do that you moron.

Me: I roll to compel the gods to put his spirit back into his body.

The entire party: what.

Me: *rolls nat20 plus 13*

GM: Jesus Christ, Ire somehow convinces the gods to gingerly put the guy back in his body and heal his wounds.

Me: What were you saying about dying first?

Mayor: What the fuck is wrong with you.

… I fucking love this. But I cry laughed at work.

fizzityuck:

fizzityuck:

random-cluster-missile:

I cannot even begin to comprehend this

when you’re playing dnd and haven’t slept for 48 hours

its been like 2 weeks but i just got hit by the realisation that this post isn’t nonsense and i think i’ve deciphered its meaning: its an alignment chart of players based on what alignments they choose for their characters, chaotic neutral fucks up the game the most, so its chaotic evil, etc. it makes so much sense and im a little angry.

25 . 10 . 17 oh  dnd    +48025

yourplayersaidwhat:

Me, the GM: [Sneezes]

Fighter: Bless you, god.

Druid: Who are you-

Fighter: Eh, don’t worry about it.

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